Monday, May 21, 2007

Lemony Snicket's Words of Wisdom

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particulary if the thing is cats.

From Horseradish, Lemony Snicket's book of bitter truths

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear One Heart,

Pardon me for being forward, but I'm getting the impression that you and The Man On the Wall (T-MOW) may be, well, breaking up.

Is that the case? If so, perhaps he would consider moving in with me. I have a nice, uncluttered wall with a western view. He could peruse the mountains by day and be a welcome dance partner at night.

Do you think he's ready to, um, move on?

Sincerely,

Timid Tango Tester, Tina

One Heart Dancing said...

Dearest Timid Tango Tester Tina

Keep your mitts off my man!

Love,
OHD

PS: You already have a nickname for him?

PSS There's nothing like another woman's interest to make a man look more appealing.

PPSS Thank you for writing. I am going so smile all day about this!