Monday, December 31, 2007

Note to Self Standing on the Toilet

Notwithstanding your aversion to the corporeal, sharing your aversion to accumulating possessions, accepting your aversion to vanity, which prevents you from studying yourself in any mirror larger than the postage stamp above the bathroom sink ...

... if you insist on practicing cool new tango moves in front of a mirror, perhaps you should buy a full-length one.

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