Tuesday, March 6, 2007

This Is It

Ok, I've had enough. In the sixth grade, I was 5'7" and weighed 121. Today I am two inches taller and 2 pounds less.

Six months ago, my stomach went ballistic on me. I have been trying to stay out of its way, eating during truces or sneaking food down when it wasn't paying attention. Now I'm all done with that. I have my own kind of war.

I will cater to it with bites so ethereal, so delectable it won't think to resist. I will enclose it in my barely-there embrace. If the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, the way to a woman's stomach must be through the heart.

If love can overcome all, I'll weigh 120 tomorrow.

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